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Monday, 8 July 2013

'I do not like that 'Cam-I-am'

Austerity Poem... I do not like that Cam-I-Am.

That ‘Cam-I-am’ 
That ‘Cam-I-am’ 
I do not like that ‘Cam-I-am’

I do not like him here or there  
I do not like him anywhere
I do not like him on my telly
Evil grin - State funded *belly*
I do not like him in my head
Invading dreams when I'm in bed
I do not like his spite, his greed
His attitude to those in need
I do not like his spare room charge
homes (he says) are far too large
While he and his and them and theirs
Homes (state funded) rooms to spare
Looking down on me and mine
and you and yours and yours and theirs!

You homeless poor man....? 
'Cam' don’t care!

That ‘Cam-I-am' 
That ‘Cam-I-am’ 
I do not like that ‘Cam-I-am

Not in my head not here or there
I do not like him anywhere
I do not like his common(s) trough
Piggy chums, (state funded) scoff
I do not like his welfare war
Feed the rich starve the poor
His food-bank Britain - *Eton mess*
Cameron - Osborne - IDS
“Scrounger, skiver,  feckless slob”
“Sick, Disabled? - GET A JOB!” 
PIP PIP (pardon the pun) - State funded wine
Looking down on me and mine
And you and yours and yours and theirs

You hungry poor man....?
'Cam' don’t care!

That ‘Cam-I-am’ 
That ‘Cam-I-am’ 
I do not like that 'Cam-I-am' 

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Thank you as always for allowing me to share

God bless you and all those you love

Kimmie x 
Austerity. Oppression. Poem.

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14 comments :

  1. Mandy8 July 2013 at 05:03

    Kimmie thank you! This made me smile. I will be sharing with my daughter later as Dr Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham was her favourite book throughout 1st school. :)

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  2. Kimmie8 July 2013 at 05:07

    Thanks Mandy.... I was hoping to give you all a much needed reason to smile while at the same time getting the more serious issues across. Glad you liked :O)

    God bless you

    Kimmie x

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  3. Anonymous8 July 2013 at 07:57

    Stuck in scared; we sure are. Thank you, this is wee delight, flows perfectly. Giving voice to the fears, keep up the good work.

    Maggie.

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  4. Kimmie8 July 2013 at 08:33

    Thanks Maggie, glad you enjoyed despite the awful subject matter :o)

    God bless you and yours

    Kimmie x

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  5. Joyce9 July 2013 at 01:47

    Thanks for making me smile, Kimmie! You're sharing hope and laughter through the darker days in a wonderful way that Cam-I-am can only dream about!
    Love and prayers,
    God bless
    -Joyce XXX

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  6. Kimmie9 July 2013 at 01:50

    Thanks for taking the time to read Joyce, love to you and yours :)
    God bless
    Kimmie x

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  7. Anonymous10 July 2013 at 02:46

    brilliant!

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  8. Catherine Hale10 July 2013 at 12:32

    Wow, brilliant! Dr Seuss would approve I'm sure. Thank you for making me smile

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    1. Kimmie10 July 2013 at 12:40

      Thank you Catherine, I'm glad it made you smile :o)

      God knows we need reasons to smile at the mo!

      God bless you and yours
      Kimmie x

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  9. Unknown19 November 2013 at 02:14

    This is brilliant.

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  10. mrswupple2 January 2014 at 13:52

    very funny. But true.

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  11. Norah27 May 2014 at 03:03

    Well done! You have captured international sentiments - just need to change the name a little.

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